2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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every cloud has a silver lining

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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HEY!

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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