Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Anti Joke

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