- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

no really what are ur names?

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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