What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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