- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Blacks

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

quantum physics?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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