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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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