- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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