why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why do fat people commit suicide

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Anti Joke

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