- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

A woman walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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