- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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