Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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