What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Grace Ackerson

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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