What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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