Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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