Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

kennah campion... being nice

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

justin beiber sucks

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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