Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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