- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Golf.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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