- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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