- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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