- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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