What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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