- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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