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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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