HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Anti Joke

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