The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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A seal walks into a club.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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