- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

No your aunties a joke

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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