- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

A seal walks into a club.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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