A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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