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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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