- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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