Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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