- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Jesus Christ

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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