- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Chuck Norris.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Allah walked into AK Bar

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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