Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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