- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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