Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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