What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Anti Joke

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