- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Tunechi

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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