What did the man with no head say to the women?

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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