Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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