What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Kevin and Ramin

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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