- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Apple hates Blackberry.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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