- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Morning wood.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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