Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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