What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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