- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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