- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

You having friends.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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