- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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