How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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