- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Robin, get in the car, please.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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