Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Fat? Jesse Z

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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