What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Anti - Jokes. com

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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womans having rights.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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