- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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