Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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