- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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