Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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