- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Yes

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Weaner

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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