- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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