Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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