Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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