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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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