Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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outside your comfort zone

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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