- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

a black man pays his child support

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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