A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Robin get in the batmobile!

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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