what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Small Penis.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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