What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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