- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Good job, son.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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