- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Yo Momma So Fat!

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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