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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

who is really lanky? james cornish

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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