Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A gay man watches football.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

womans rights...

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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