Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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