What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Potassium? K.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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