There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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I C U P White stuff

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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SHUT UP JP

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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