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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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