There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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