A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Anti Joke

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