- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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