- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

A storm be brewin!

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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