- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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