- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

A cat playing laser tag.

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