Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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whats white jizz

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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