Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Whats worse than suicide? death

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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