johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Anti Joke

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