- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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