What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

A guy at a baseball game....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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