A gay man watches football.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Boxing on Boxing Day

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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