Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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