What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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