- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

binladin walks into the american seals

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Here come the elephants over the hill!

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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