- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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