- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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