What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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time to spruce up!

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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A house comes around the corner.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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