- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

woman's rights

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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