- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

antonis sister is mighty fine

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

why are balck people black because they are

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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