- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Good job, son.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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