Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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