Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Justin Bieber

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Poop

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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