So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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