- Anti Joke

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Neither did she.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies