Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

batman farted so hes retarded

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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