What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Whats two plus two Four!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What do we call Osama? Osama

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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