What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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alert('The Game')

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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