- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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