- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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