What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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star wars kid

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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