- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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