- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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