- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

whats 2+2? 4

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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