whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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