You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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A man died.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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women's rights.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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