- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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