Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

your mama's so fat... that's it

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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