Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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