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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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