Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Anti Joke

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