How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

why dont they make black forks

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Men's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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