- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's 1+1? 69.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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