- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

binladin walks into the american seals

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Golf.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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