Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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