What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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