- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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