How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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