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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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