Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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