What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Men's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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