Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Anti Joke

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