- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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