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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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