You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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A man died.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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