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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's brown an sticky Shit

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Obama = ebola

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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