A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

123 f*ck off

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Apple hates Blackberry.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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