- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Knock Knock. Doors open

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

your mom.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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