- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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