What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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womans rights...

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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