- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Knock Knock. Doors open

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

school homewrok

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

your mom.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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