Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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