What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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