How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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