why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Title IX

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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