What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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whats my name? Matt

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Michael Brown

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Men's rights

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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