Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What is green and slow Grass.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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