Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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